EMH, or Elmo's Male Human. Your humble author, webmaster (quite the slacker on that one), and maintainer of all things gadgety around the Elmo abode. You can usually tell EMH by the amount of hair on the legs.

EFH, or Elmo's Female Human. She can usually be found sitting on the sofa eating bon-bons all day long. She has a serious addiction to her coffee, so the fellow castmembers know to stay out of her path to Mr. Coffee in the morning.
She's also the staff photographer, and takes fantastic photos of just about anything. (Of course she'll never admit it.)

Of course everybody knows that the STAR of the show is Elmo. Seen here in his summer haircut, he's cool and clean. Elmo celebrates is birthday on Valentines Day each year, and he's 8 years old.
He's a mixed breed, Spitz (mini american eskimo) and Cocker Spaniel, but has grown bigger than both of his parents, oddly enough. He still gets to visit his mother once in a while, since she belongs to EMH's brother.
Like his humans, Elmo is perpetually on a diet, since he prefers to lay on the bed all day vs. actually exercising (except for his crumb-snarfing muscles). He does, however, get his share of yummy treats courtesy of droppings from the three smaller humans.

Emily is the oldest of the mini-humans, and will be 6 (jeez, 6 already!) this summer. She loves school, riding the bus, and being the ringleader of the various escapades the sisters (as she refers to her siblings) embark upon.

Since I'm pretty lax on updating the page, I'll go ahead and say that by the time you read this, Sydney will be 4 years old. She wants to be just like her big sister, and gets frustrated when she can't keep up. She's still on Elmo's favorites list, since she's pretty good at making crumby messes under the table.

Kendal, the beastly baby. Bull head. She definitely knows what she wants and is generally pretty vocal in her unhappiness when she doesn't get it. Actually, she's quite pleasant most of the time as long as nobody says the dirty two-letter word in her presence. ("no")

OK, so it's not exactly a cast member, but I didn't want to make a whole section just for the general geekery that runs this website. I use a Quickcam Pro 4000 which has a pretty decent picture for a USB camera. For the software, I use Conquer Cam, which can be configured to upload a picture at intervals, or by using motion detection, which results in a lot of uploads around here. It also automatically creates the thumbnail images you see on the front page.
The gallery, voting, logging in, etc. are all custom scripts written by me. I couldn't begin to add up the number of hours I've spent dorking around with them. (Apologies to my previous employers, but you should have given me more work to do)